A silly sidenote to the War on Terror: A woman claiming to be a former sex slave to Osama bin Laden claims that the al-Qaeda leader had, like, the hugest crush on… Whitney Houston. To the point of considering having Bobby Brown killed. Which is his prerogative.
I’ll believe it when Al-Jazeera broadcasts a video from Osama where he lip-syncs “I Will Always Love You”. Maybe we could Whitney as bait. Except if we put her that close to Afghanistan, she’d just make a beeline for the poppy fields, and not even the Special Forces could get her out.
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