Fox’s faith-based initiative

From the company that brought you such morally redeeming TV shows as “Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire” and “The Swan” comes an attempt to reach the alienated Christian movie audience. What movies will Fox Faith feature on their slate? Here are my Top Ten suggestions:

10. “Dude, Where’s My Messiah?”
9. “Jesus’s Twelve”
8. “Adam and Eve Go to White Castle”
7. “Born Again on the Fourth of July”
6. “How the Godless Liberal Grinch Stole Christmas”
5. “The 700 Fight Club”
4. “Evolution’s A Series of Unfortunate Events”
3. “While You Were Sleeping 2: The Terry Schiavo Story”
2. “There’s Something About Mary Magdalene”
1. “The Passion of the Christ 2: Electric Bugaloo”

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